The One Where Aaron Analyses A Past Experience

Hey guys, I think I might have found a link between the Slenders and I (:

So after that disatorous time at the playground, I decided to start trying to contact him through my dreams, thinking since Slenderman is obviously an omnipotent being he could easily enter someone's dreams.  How and ever when I was getting ready to begin this elaborate process, I suddenly had a flashback to my youth and a possible encounter with The Fear Caol.

So I remebered that when I was a little girl, I had this teddy bear called REDACTED.  So REDACTED and I used to do everything together like have tea parties, comb our barbies hair, set people on fire, cool shit like ,but then one day after we had finished throwing piss ballons at Mr Clandestine's car, REDACTED and I climbed a tree and we were sitting there watching the sunset when I looked down and saw a strange man staring at us.  I thought nothing of it since when you live around here you get ised to strange men staring at you but REDACTED started freaking out and screaming at the man to get out of here and that he was not welcome here, so I was obviously intrigued by this man, I said "Hi" but he was like"......" so I thought he was a big freak.  I jumped down from the tree and said again "Hello" but he just kept staring at me so I just said "Ok I'm going to go because you're obviously a fucking freak!!" so I went home and had  an absolutely orgasmic dinner and went to bed, although REDACTED would'nt talk to me because it was in a pissed off humour.

After having my contractually obligated flashback I began to jot down some ides about the strange man and made some questions about it; Who was he? why was REDACTED so angry at his presence? Was he a Slenderman (not the retarded one you guys know but an actual one who graduated from his class and knew the meaning of "espionage") Was he just a strange old man? I wonder if I a do a backflip? Does Mrs Precode have a bad leg or is she full of shit? etc etc blah blah blah

I do have a question for you "runners" and "proxies" For the proxies "why did you join Slendy?" For you runners "why didn't you join Slendy?" Thanks mates (:

Oh Slendy why don't you love me

First off, thank you ELiRR for showing me that blog called "The Tutorial" that told me some of the rules of escaping the Slenderman,  I would have read more but I saw a butterfly fly by, a fucking butterfly!!! come on lads you can't blame for skipping after it.

So anyway I began my valiant quest by breaking all the rules those "runners" have come up with.  So I went into a wooded part of where I lived and stood beside this old rickety looking tree, though it could have been an old person I can't really tell the difference.  I resisted the urge to climb the tree/old person because apparently Slenders can't perceive height, I don't why he/she/it can't perceive height but I'm going to assume that it is a retarded Slenderman that was put in the slow class, OH and it was beside a playground which it is like an added bonus because Slendy apparently loves to gobble up kids so YES!! I was set.

But as you can imagine I was stood up yeah stood up by something that cannot perceive height!!!!!!  I cannot believe that prick had the audacity to not show up after I made the effort to fuck all the rules......Bastard!!!

So here's me in a park surrounded by the paedophile patrol that actually asked me to leave and I was like "this is a public place, I have as much right to be here as you and your little mistake!!" didn't go too well as they got the park attendants to throw me out, so I said goodbye to my tree( which might have been dead but probably just shit itself) and walked home disappointed that Slenderella didn't show up but oh well there's always tomorrow (:
Oh and this is to Ridley, I found a nice place for our date, its this Italian dinner place that does lovely pizza, I think you will love it and Ben you can go to because you seem like a lonely depressed shut in who needs to PARTY!!! Slan meine freunde!!

Gonna go catch me a Slenderman

Found away to alleviate my boredom, a little too qucikly hmmm........
Anyway I'm gonna go find a/the Slenderman........yeah that's pretty much it.
  How did I go about looking for this Creature, well handsome voice inside my head, I did what my mother always told me too , I became a nosy prick and asked around.  I went onto a couple of random blogs which detail how they found the Slenderman, how they wer attacked etc etc and asked the same annoying repetitive question; Where is the Slenderman.  The reaction was to be expected, most just told me to fuck off or don't be disrespectful (naturally) one guy emailed me and told me to stand on a railway track (: (but then told me it was all lies and  hallucinations which is kind of cool because who does'nt love a hallucination) but don't worry I still continue on my quest to find the Slenderman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boredy Mcboredeson

So First blog, first post, should be fun.
As you can probably see from the extremely emo title, I'm bored and since this blog is going to be about my valiant quest to defeat boredom whoever might be reading this might be bored too and will only get even more bored as they read through this boring blog and then we can all wallow in boredom together, hooray.
6 variations of the word bored, slow down Aaron don't want to get too excited.  So if you're still reading this you need to get a life and thank you for joining my quest to try and find something or someone to alleviate my boredom.