HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Guys, sorry I have not updated in a while, there is a myriad number of reasons fro my much missed absence but I'm just going to say I went on a killing spree and then got bored because you can only stab someone a certain amount of times.
Soooo anywho and a bucket, I have not been really active in searching for the underachieving possibly intellectually challenged Slenderman you guys are so afraid of, but I'm back with a vengeance (and also because I ran out of Alcohol), so I decided when I find Slenderman, I am going to devour him, that way his essence will attract the cleverer Slendermen from his graduation class who will obviously want to protect their retarded brethren (: see I think ahead but if they don't think that way well then hopefully I'll have Slenderman powers so I can rob banks and become Dr Octopus (:!!!!!!!!!!!!
However guys, there is one problem, since I have not found that stupid Faerie ( It must have a really bad sense of direction) I'm going to need a sacrifice to offer to him, that's where you guys come in. I'll need a virgin because monsters love virgins (I personally have never noticed any difference in taste) so I'm going to pick North because ELIRR sounds like a serial rapist so North if you have any free time, swing by Ireland for a bot of cutting out heart and monopoly if not get one of the proxies because they are obviously very......lonely (preferably Ridley because he seems really "Lonely") if you can do this thanks I LOVE YOU (:
Oh and REDACTED thinks this is stupid but its opinion doesn't matter because it is bound to a teddy bear
