Oh Slendy why don't you love me

First off, thank you ELiRR for showing me that blog called "The Tutorial" that told me some of the rules of escaping the Slenderman,  I would have read more but I saw a butterfly fly by, a fucking butterfly!!! come on lads you can't blame for skipping after it.

So anyway I began my valiant quest by breaking all the rules those "runners" have come up with.  So I went into a wooded part of where I lived and stood beside this old rickety looking tree, though it could have been an old person I can't really tell the difference.  I resisted the urge to climb the tree/old person because apparently Slenders can't perceive height, I don't why he/she/it can't perceive height but I'm going to assume that it is a retarded Slenderman that was put in the slow class, OH and it was beside a playground which it is like an added bonus because Slendy apparently loves to gobble up kids so YES!! I was set.

But as you can imagine I was stood up yeah stood up by something that cannot perceive height!!!!!!  I cannot believe that prick had the audacity to not show up after I made the effort to fuck all the rules......Bastard!!!

So here's me in a park surrounded by the paedophile patrol that actually asked me to leave and I was like "this is a public place, I have as much right to be here as you and your little mistake!!" didn't go too well as they got the park attendants to throw me out, so I said goodbye to my tree( which might have been dead but probably just shit itself) and walked home disappointed that Slenderella didn't show up but oh well there's always tomorrow (:
Oh and this is to Ridley, I found a nice place for our date, its this Italian dinner place that does lovely pizza, I think you will love it and Ben you can go to because you seem like a lonely depressed shut in who needs to PARTY!!! Slan meine freunde!!